The Laziest Vegan. Ever.

For people who crave the taste of their fellow animal, the pig, there
is a fantastic product out there to help you through those rough times.
"Bacos" are sold in the salad section, but you can put them on anything
for a guilt free bit of faux fatty goodness. I recommend Bacos for baked
potato, tofu scrambles, soups..they even make a fabulous BLT!!!!

...Those frigging Baco people ought to pay me.



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The Princess Princess Anastasia Josephine Brandy Alexander II


(Stasi the Fancy)


(Stasi at Rest)

DOB: Born May 1, 2007

Food: Sardines in Soybean Oil (NOT a vegan)
Music: The Golberg Variations on Bach
Activity: Fetch with the silver crinkle

Anastasia enjoys avoiding her siblings, sitting in irritating places,
'talking' at inappropriate times (really all times). 45 minutes of
each day MUST be spent performing the 'fetch' game. Anyone attempting
to cut short, or avoid 'The Fetch 45' will not be permitted to sleep.

Well, I was about to compile a brief list of super fast easy vegan stuff to eat, but my friend is such a huge grass I can't think clearly. Soon.

This is not a test. Yes, yes it is.